69 Dirty Pick Up lines to say to Guys

Consider this: You notice a cute guy from across bar. Your gazes connect lightly. You’re willing to make the leap, because why not? You begin to consider what you should say. You’ve obviously overused the standard pick-up lines, and you don’t want to sound corny.

You’re here for the nasty ones, the ones that will make him question his morals and convictions. You don’t want to be too cautious. You want to hit a home run.

To help you get the attention of a man, we’ve compiled a list of 69 of the sexiest Dirty Pick Up lines to say to Guys.

  1. Thankfully I’m not lactose intolerant, because I’ll be drinking milk all night long
  2. Congratulations, you just met a snake charmer. I’ll be making that one-eyed snake cry white tears all over me
  3. Are you Thor? I want to prove that I’m worthy to carry that hammer
  4. I don’t know how to drive a manual shift, can you teach me how to handle that knob?
  5. Those seem like very expensive clothes, too bad I’ll be ripping through them tonight
  6. Do you know how to pick a lock? Because my keyhole is wide open for you
  7. A good cowboy knows how to tame a bull, but a great cowboy will ride it. Will you be good to me, or will you be great?
  8. If you’d like to experiment being an astronaut with me, we can start with Uranus
  9. Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Nevermind, you won’t need either tonight
  10. Do you like seafood? You can have my oyster
  11. Some people are admirable, some are formidable, you’re just fckable
  12. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon
  13. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you
  14. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy
  15. We were both born without clothes
  16. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it
  17. Want to go half on a baby?
  18. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
  19. If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?
  20. Let only latex stand between our love
  21. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
  22. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business
  23. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo
  24. Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%
  25. Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
  26. Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?
  27. I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?
  28. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
  29. Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
  30. Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
  31. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  32. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art
  33. You look good in those pants.
  34. Sing the ABC alphabet, and I’ll take on from the fourth letter, D
  35. I think your pants have a mirror because I can see myself in them
  36. Don’t forget my name, because you’ll be screaming it tonight
  37. It’s clear that you could have been hard if you were my math homework.That’s why I’ll have no choice but to do you right on my desk
  38. Want some gymnastics tonight? I am an expert, and I can help out
  39. Your eyes have no secrets. They have already told me that tonight is going to be a good night
  40. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon
  41. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice
  42. Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen
  43. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged
  44. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy
  45. Although I am not into watching sunsets, I would appreciate watching you go down
  46. The wise men said kissing is the genuine language of love. Would you like to start one with me right now?
  47. Apart from being handsome and sexy, what do you do for a living?
  48. I visited my doctor earlier this week, and he told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Please help me fill it; I am in dire need
  49. I bet it did hurt when you fell out of a vending machine because you are a real snack, babe!
  50. Although I may not go down in history as one of the best humans to ever live, I will go down on you
  51. Do you mind me giving you an Australian kiss? I prefer French but deep down under!
  52. Today I was feeling off, but after seeing you, I am turned on
  53. I hope you believe in Karma. I have great Karma-Sutra positions for you
  54. Please f*ck me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist. Right?
  55. What kind of an Uber are you, long or short rides?
  56. I want to do some maths with you in my room. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply. Good with you?
  57. Smile if you want to have sex with me
  58. Are you a delivery man? I believe you can have a package from me
  59. Have you ever seen a girl swallow a whole banana? Let me surprise you
  60. Do you want to play army? You will be the enemy, and I will blow you away
  61. I love every bone in my body, especially yours
  62. Sex is evil, evil is a sin, and since sins are forgiven, stick it in, babe
  63. I am a spy, and I have a secret mission. If you want to live, come in
  64. Pick a number between 1 and 10. You’re mistaken . Now take off your clothes
  65. Your body is a wonderland, and I would like to be your Alice, How about that?
  66. In two seconds, I can take my pants off. How long it take for you?
  67. Do you have a napkin because you make me wet right now!
  68. Do you prefer Chinese or Mexican? Because you are heating my taco right now!
  69. Your belt looks rather tight. How about I loosen it for you?

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