23 of the Best Dirty Pick up Lines You Probably Never Heard Of (But Should)

There’s nothing better than dirty pickup lines. People love hearing them and laughing about them.

Most people think pickup lines are dirty. They are not. Pickup lines are simply a line of communication between a guy and a girl. It is up to you to decide what you want to say. If you don’t like a pickup line, you can simply say no. Additionally a study was done in 2010 that found women aren’t completely turned off by guys who use pickup lines.

If you want to get in on the fun, here are some of the best dirty Pick up Lines:

1.”You’re so pretty, I’d throw you down for a hug.”

2. “I’ll make love to your armpits and you can wash my car.”

3.”I like your eyes. They look like a cat’s in the middle of a seizure.”

4. “I want to drink beer in your pants.”

5. “If I had your thighs I would be the happiest man in the world.”

6. ” Do you want to play Barbie’s? I’ll be Ken and you can be the box he came in.”

7. ” I was hoping you’d go commando tonight.” 

8. ” Fun fact about me, pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.” 

9. “I’m a wizard. What’s your name?”

10. “Hey sexy, want to party? It’s my turn to be a witch tonight.”

11. “I don’t really do this. I’m more of a cat person. But let me take you home and pet your pussy.”

12. “You seem kinda stuck up and stuff. So how ’bout you show me your tits?”

13. “Are you an elevator? Because I really want to go down on you tonight.”

14. “I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into that motel room across the street.”

15. “Do you think I’m pretty? I bet I am. And I bet you want to see more of me. So come on back to my place.”

16. “I bet you’re the kind of girl who likes to give head. Let’s do that!”

17. “If you want to see me in the buff, I’ll be in the kitchen. I’ll be right there.”

18. “You’re beautiful. Would you like some milk?”

19. “Let’s go have sex, and I promise I’ll leave you alone after.”

20. “Hi. Do you wanna come home with me? I think I have some leftover pizza.”

21. “I have a girlfriend now, so if you ever want to get together, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.”

22. “I’m not gay, I just don’t date women. But if you’re a lesbian, we can still have fun.”

23. “Would you like a little taste of what I’m having for dinner tonight?”

In Conclusion

When you use the right dirty pick-up line, women will find it irresistible and respond positively. Dirty pick-up lines are usually made up of a few words that women find very appealing. Women love to hear compliments, but they don’t necessarily want to be told what to do.

Dirty pick-up lines work because they make women feel special. They don’t want to give off any negative vibes, and they don’t want to be treated like shit. So, instead of treating her like shit, treat her like a goddess.

Give her flowers, buy her a drink, or do something nice for her that she would love. And remember, you can only do this if you’re a good conversationalist. Women are attracted to guys who have lots of personality, but they’ll be even more attracted to men who make them feel good about themselves.

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